Step 1 - Find yourself a UK seaside town (I have chosen Bangor NI). Sunny weather is optional but a real plus.
Step 2 - Your chippy's clientele should be comprised mostly of locals. There should be at least one couple of pensioners in line.
Step 3 - Order yourself a "cod supper". Yes to salt and vinegar.
Step 4 - Find a spot by the water's edge and enjoy your meal with a loved one.
